gupit ng buhok in the time of corona
April 11, 2020
dear mang boy,
mahaba na ang buhok ko at kailangan ko nang magpagupit, pero nakasara naman ang mga barberya. pinayuhan ako ng mga kaibigan ko na bumili na lang ng razor at ako na lang ang gumupit ng sarili kong buhok. mukhang ito rin ang napagpasiyahan na gawin ng lahat ng mga kalalakihan sa amerika dahil tangina, wala akong mabiling clipper, kahit saan.
ano po ba pwede kong gawin dito? mas masahol pa ata ito sa kawalan ng toilet paper.
nagmamahal,
unkyel batjay
Irvine Fruit Stand
March 22, 2008
kaning lamig
March 7, 2008
Full House
March 7, 2008
New Diabetis Findings
February 7, 2008
“The New England Journal of Medicine published a study this week showing that a three-pronged approach of managing sugar, blood pressure and cholesterol — combined with low doses of aspirin — prolonged the lives of people with diabetes. The patients who did best in that study did not reach the very low sugar levels that were the aim of the Accord study. Instead, their levels were just slightly higher than normal.”
what does this mean?
Ang Malungkot na Haponesa
January 2, 2008
Being the Boss’ Wife
December 26, 2007
PS – Ellen Page Interview, re: Juno
The end of the 14 year old underwear
December 23, 2007
Why I love to wake up early in the morning and drive for an hour in the freezing dark
November 3, 2007
LAKBAYAN
June 17, 2007
My Lakbayan grade is B-!
How much of the Philippines have you visited? Find out at Lakbayan!
Created by Eugene Villar.
HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION, 1983
June 15, 2007
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Foothill Mountains
April 20, 2007
I looked out the window and saw snow capping the foothill mountain peak.
April snow in Southern Californi. Who would have thought.
COMFORT WOMEN
March 3, 2007
MAHALAGANG BALITA… “di-dit-ditdididit” (sound epeks na morse code na ginagamit sa radio news). TIME CHECK…ang oras sa buong kapuluan: limang minuto, makaraan ang truck ng basura. ang oras ay hatid sa inyo ng “Ruby Blade Pomade, Ang Pomada ng mga Nag-aahit!”… ding-dong (doorbell sound epeks ng time check)
Abe war slavery denial sparks protests – CNN.com. Responding to a recent U.S. congressional resolution calling for Japan’s leader to formally acknowledge and apologize for the wartime sexual slavery, Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe told reporters in Tokyo on Thursday that “there was no evidence to prove there was coercion as initially suggested.”
dear mr. abe… PUTANGINA MO!
Ang Dasal ng Taong Walang Diyos
February 25, 2007
A letter from my kindergarten teacher and my high school principal
February 14, 2007
Dear Jay,
AT last we received the most awaited book yesterday, Feb. 13, 2007. Thank you so much and happy valentine’s day!
Immediately I started reading it. I’m too happy to note how responsible son you are to your mother. Continue the good work. I am sure your mother is very proud of you as I am too proud to be a part of your life, as your teacher, I hope I was able to touch the life of others. Teaching the basic is not all that we aim for but how you will use it in your life.
We are really very, very proud of you. Congratulations!
Dr. and Mrs. Chaves
SPIN A WIN!
February 6, 2007
What are these crystal thingamajigs supposed to be?
A. Three angels sucking on a dildo
B. Three winged transvestites having a drinking contest
C. The Supremes singing “stop in the name of love”
D. Three winged transvestites sucking on a dildo while singing “stop in the name of love”
ANG TAONG CONDOM
January 16, 2007
PINAKAWALAN NG GOBYERNO ANG RAPIST – PUTANGINANGYAN
January 1, 2007
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
December 31, 2006
IDOL!
December 7, 2006
Magazine Cover!
November 19, 2006
BABY BATJAY WARHOL
November 17, 2006
BORAT RULES!
November 4, 2006
THE SPIDER AND THE FLY
October 28, 2006
ROGER WATERS – MOTHER
October 6, 2006
book sightings
September 21, 2006
THE BOOK AND THE FACE
September 16, 2006
MY BOOK
September 4, 2006
my book came out last week. hooray! read what my friends and relatives have to say about it:
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