Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers

August 16, 2005

BATJAY: i will fucks you a copy of my proposal

AMERIKANO: it’s FAX – “faaaaax”.

BATJAY: sorry. i will faaaax you a copy of my proposal. three shits in total.

AMERIKANO: it’s sheets – “sheeeets”.

BATJAY: packing sheet

AMERIKANO: huh?

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  1. MarchOne Says:

    Learn from the call center agents here sa RP.

    beach-bitch
    heat-hit

    cer’ain-certain (silent T po)
    call cen’er(another missing T)

    Nag technical support engr ako for Linksys sa Eastwood City(subsidiary ng CISCO). My golly, mababaliw ako sa accent ng mga customer…helping them configure their rou’er. Butt spell pa nang first name kapag nahuling you’re spokening Piso instead of Dollars!

    Kaya ngayon sa porn industry na ko…hehee

  2. Robbie Says:

    Sir Batjay,
    Wala na yatang uubra sa accent ng mga Aussies. Before I went here in SG, nakipag-tawagan ako sa Sydney support dun at mahilo-hilo ako sa “A” at “I” nila.

    Diyan daw sa US, kailangan mo raw aralin yung slang nila. My friends who work there even applied for a crash course (paid by company) to learn/speak slang english.

  3. evi Says:

    as long as they understand, yun na yon. hihi…

  4. rolly Says:

    Sana tinanong mo ng “Do you really know how to speak english?” Parang pareho nung sagot dun sa post ni Cat.

  5. pilar Says:

    ,,,,hehehe nagulat ata ang amerikano

  6. Linnor Says:

    yang accent-accent, sanayan lang yan… masasanay din sila sa’yo… hehehe.

  7. marhgiL Says:

    ngayon lang ako napadaan dito! huH! dami kong namiss ! buti na lang, nakita ko link mo kay lukin4gf na idol na idol ka! =)

  8. The Ca t Says:

    Bat,
    It is one of our irritants with my Caucasian soul friend, the James Bond.
    I would tell him, you want to know how pan de sal tastes like ? and he would correct
    me PEEEEEEEEN de sal as peeeeeen tomime.
    @#$%^&* marunong pa siya.

  9. Jet Says:

    hihihi…

    e yung kasamahan ni Alma sa ospital na bisaya (no offense sa mga bisaya)

    tinawag yung kasamahan nilang amerikana over the intercom para ayaing kumain. ang pangalan nung kana, Peggy.

    ‘Hey Piggy, you want to eat with me?’

    galit yung kana kasi nagkataong mataba.

  10. len castro Says:

    hinimatay ako sa katatawa dito!!problema ko nga rin yan e. minsan kasi sabi ko sa kausap ko,”no letters, only catalogs” sabi ba naman “what? no lettuce?only cantaloupes?”saan ka naman yan…ang isang hirap na hirap pa ako e yung spinach rinig nila lagi peanuts, anak ng mani, oo!tuloy hindi ko na sya sinasabi, itinuturo ko na lang yung kahon.hirap dito sa tate no?matanda na ako ng mapunta rito kaya matigas na dila, hindi na maganda diction…

  11. DarkBlak Says:

    wala pa rin kupas sa pagpapatawa 🙂

  12. eD Says:

    Okay ‘tong blog site mo ‘tol. Panay ang hagikhik to dito sa opis … hehehe.

    Eto naman ang share ko: may Wal-Mart store dun sa may amin … daming mga pinoy/pinay na empleado dun. Minsan, you could hear them make announcements over the PA system that would go something like this:

    Pinay: “Atensyon Wal-Mart shappers … we hab an ongoing sale of cameras and pilms … plis tok to the sale aso-shit (sale associate) at the puto department (photo department) por more inpormesyon.”

    We would literally stop in our tracks when we hear this … hehe. Di mo talaga mapigilan na di matawa.

  13. monicai Says:

    mabuhay ang mga may p and f defects. niyahaha! pati rin ang mga v at b defects.

  14. Sassy Says:

    Sige, batjay, bulabugin mo amerika. hehehe kahit nasaan ka talaga, tunay ka… tunay na bastos. hahahahaha. pucha, kelangan ko matawa. kahit di na halos maka-bloghop sinadya ko pumunta rito at KAILANGAN kong matawa talaga.


  15. kamusta na bossing? o bakit naimbyerna ka na naman? hehehe… cool lang.

    nag aayos pa rin kami ng apartment ni jet kaya itong 2 weeks that we’ve been here has been a blur of activity – bili ng furniture at kabit sa bahay. pagod na, ubos pang pera. hehehe. pero enjoy naman kami.

    masarap dito sa orange county – parang singapore din. malinis at tahimik. you guys would love to live here. pero siyempre. miss ko ang antipolo. but i certainly don’t miss the traffic and the humidity.

    ingat connie!

  16. karampot Says:

    hey kuya batjay, pans mo ba si Boy Navarette… narinig ko na sa kanya yon eh! Taga-tate din yon tulad nyo. Pak d aksent! regards kay ate jet!


  17. kilala ko si boy navarete pero di ko alam na joke niya yung “fucks”. hindi ko naman style ang manggaya eh.


  18. bossing gigi. thank you. pasang awa daw ako sabi ng taga DMV. mukha nga siyang pinoy eh – at maganda ang penmanship kaya baka pinoy nga. kita kita na lang tayo bukas. excited na kami ni jet.

    ingat!


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