GUWAPO KAAYO DINHI SA SUGBU.

April 13, 2005

on the last leg na ng aming two week road show. we were in mumbai, new delhi and kolkata last week. then manila last tuesday and finally cebu this thursday. nakakapagod na talaga. pero at least masaya dahil narito sa bayang magiliw. nasa cebu na kami. we flew in from manila this morning at delayed ang flight. may problema raw ang isang engine ng eroplano at kailangan pang i-manual restart. ano kaya ibig sabihin non? itutulak kaya nila ang eroplano para mag jump start ang engine? pero sabi naman ng pilot di raw ito makaka apekto sa pag lipad ng eroplano. “don’t worry, ladies and gentlemen. engine number 4’s failure will not crash the airplane” – sabi ng piloto. thank you captain. that is certainly nice to hear. cool na cool ako sa labas pero deep inside, the reptilian part of my brain says “bwakanginangyan, sana naman engine 1, 2 and 3 wont quit on us“.

pero ano kaya kung ganito ang nangyari sa flight namin kanina…

CAPTAIN: ladies and gentlemen, engine number 3 has failed. but don’t worry, engine number 1 and 2 are still working.

after 5 minutes

CAPTAIN: ladies and gentlemen, engine number 2 has also failed. but don’t worry, engine number 1 is still working and we can still land safely in cebu.

after another 5 minutes

CAPTAIN: ladies and gentlemen, i am sorry to announce this but engine number 1 has failed. now, we don’t have any engines left so please repeat after me: “our father who are in heaven, hollowed be thy name…”

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  1. Dr Emer Says:

    Maayong buntag, Jay. Ingat ka sa mga engine failures na yan. Konting araw na lang at makakasama mo na kami nina Tito Rolly at Carlos ( d pers). Hehehe. 🙂

  2. Jet Says:

    Not even as a joke! Please tell me this is not true. Yan na nga ba sinasabi ko e. 😦

  3. bing Says:

    sa mga pagkakataong ito, your reptilian traits should have evolved at nagpakitang gilas cursing them all for their neglect and incapability! (that is kung totoo ‘to… he he)

  4. Junnie Says:

    oy ceboom ceboom! kain ka ng lechon na walang sauce, sutukil, chicharon at maraming maraming mangga! samahan mo ng ngohiong at puso. ingat pabalik….balita ko, yung eroplano ang give away parachute na…loko lang. have a safe one…

  5. rolly Says:

    SCAAARRRYYY! Man, I swear, if I was the one who heard that inside a small plane, i would have died of a heart attack. PAg nagkataon, ako lang ang casualty. hehe

  6. schatzli Says:

    maayong buntag diha sa cebu baka sa pag sakay mo ulit life jacket ang kasama sa check in mo.
    Bitaw… kumusta diha sa cebu ha!

  7. Joseph Says:

    Hmmmm.. akala ko nung blog ako puro kalungkutan pero nagbago na pananaw ko… nag enjoy ako dito! salamat napatawa mo ako at sa katotohanan behind the jokes!


  8. hi musta na kayo dyan na enjoy ko ang magbasa sa mga jokes nyo,thanks and have a good day,

    helen from israel,,


  9. hi musta na kayo dyan na enjoy ko ang magbasa sa mga jokes nyo,thanks and have a good day,

    helen from israel,,


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