Since garlic then hath powers to save from death, Bear with it though it makes unsavory breath

November 30, 2004

LONDON, England (Reuters) . “If brushing and mouthwash don’t improve bad breath, an Israeli scientist may have the solution: laser treatment“… hoy! mga amoy imburnal ang hininga, narinig nyo ba yan? may pag-asa pa kayong magka syota.

pero i’m sure this is not a cure all for bad breath. kaya pag ayaw pa ring tumalab ng laser treatment, ganito na lang ang gawin ninyo: bili kayong mighty bond glue sa hardware at maglagay ng kaunti sa gilagid at labi. be careful not to swallow kasi baka magbara ang pwet ninyo. close your mouth and wait for the glue to dry. KUNG may amoy pa rin pagtapos na permanente mong isara ang iyong bibig: hay naku darling, wala na akong maisip na solution – uminom ka na lang siguro ng baygon.

speaking of baygon, ikinalulungkot kong ipaalam sa inyo na hindi na matutuloy ang spiderman 3. sorry, hindi ko sinasadya. lamok lang naman talaga ang gusto kong patayin.

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  1. g Says:

    hehehe I am sure a regular flossing and brushing would help, but the drastic suggestion you have can be taken into consideration.


  2. hi g.

    according to the report, bacteria in your tonsils contribute to bad breath. these areas are normally not reached by the average toothbrush (unless you are a hippoputamus) – yon siguro ang sanhi ng super duper bad breath that flossing, toothbrushing, gargling cannot solve.

  3. mari Says:

    a bad case of halitosis means there’s something wrong with their digestive system. calling dr emer…paki-verify pls.

    pero yucky talaga ang may bad breath ewwwwww


  4. hi mari.

    parang may tula ata tungkol sa halitosis. hehehe. actually, limerick. mahirap magkasyota pag mag halitosis ano?

  5. watson Says:

    Spidermaaaaan! Hindeeeeeeeeee! (with matching outstretched arms)


  6. sorry talaga. haharang-harang kasi nung nag spray ako eh. ayan tuloy.

    yung surotman na lang ang panoorin mo watson.

  7. Luchie Says:

    wahhh! hindi pwede yan mama na di matuloy si Spiderman 3. lagut kang tambay ka babatuhin ka ng mga apo ko….


  8. hi luchie.

    may apo ka na pala. ngyehehe… panoorin nyo na lang ang “surotman”, mas maganda yon kaysa kay spideman.

  9. ate sienna Says:

    hehehe.. baygon lang pala ang katapot ni ispaydi. eh ba’t gumawa pa ng pelikulang huwen en tu, eh commercial lang pala pwede na.

  10. Luchie Says:

    ay yung mama, so what kung lola eh beauty naman. kelan ba labas “surotman” keypoh kasi kami eh

  11. jop Says:

    bosing, bagsik talaga ang sense of humor mo.

  12. tanya Says:

    hahaha! ang kulet! :-p – that’s about spiderman

    anyway.. about those people with extremely bad breath.. truth is sometimes.. it’s really not their fault, there are those people that have probs with their stomach and it affects their breath. Just like my old teacher back in high school. We used to talk a lot about him behind his back but when we found out that he’s sick and it affected his breath, we stopped talking about him na. kakaawa.

    wala lang.. share ko lang. :-p

  13. glo Says:

    waahhh! di puwede mamatay si spidey…looking forward kami ni raine sa movie # 3. 😦


  14. hi ate glo. sabihin mo na lang kay raine na mas magandang panoorin si surotman (sicentific name: Cimex lectularius). parehas lang naman sila sa spider na arachnid, so walang problema at magkapamilya sila.

    wala nga lang sapot ang surot pero masakit namang mangagat.

    ingat,
    jay


  15. hi tanya loca.

    may relief na nga ngayon para sa mga iba sa kanilang may extremely bad breath dahil sa laser treatment na yan. pero paano naman yung mga partial bad breath lang? ingat!


  16. hi jop. mas mabagsik pa sa asong ulul na nakakita ng pusang naglalandi.


  17. hi luchie.

    ok nga na lola ka na. naalalala ko – yung pinsan ko na mas bata sa akin just became a lola. she’s still very pretty. matagal pa ang surotman, ginagawa ko pa ang script.


  18. NINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!

    aksidente ninang, di ko sinasadya. nagbobomba lang ako ng insecticide kasi maraming lamok at nadali nga si ispaydi. bumulagta na lang siyang bigla. hehehe. wala kasing nakaisip na gumamait ng baygon doon sa mga americano kasi mga pinoy lang daw ang may mga twisted na pag-iisip.

  19. rolly Says:

    how do you ever come up with those ideas of yours. Yes, it’s so crazy it just migh work. Napaka scientific pa ha. Wag lululunin dahil baka magdikit ang pwet. Come to think of it, wala na ring amoy ang utot pag nangyari yun di ba?


  20. magiging amoy pandikit na rugby ang utot mo tito rolly. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

  21. The Ca t Says:

    hahahaha salbahe talaga si polo.pati si spidey,insipray.

  22. soloflite Says:

    Hahahaha loko ka talaga batjay… kahit si spiderman pinapatulan mo 😛

    Gayahin mo ako… good boy 😀

  23. Val Says:

    omg. poor spidey. 😦

  24. Belle Says:

    I found the picture extremely funny and I hope you won’t mind if I link it to a forum I belong to. I just had to share it.

    But in case you do mind, just send me an email. Thanks in advance. I enjoy your blog.

    =)


  25. hi belle.

    thank you for writing. i wouldn’t have any problems if you shared the photo with your friends but it’s not up to me to decide. the photo is from our friend polo. he created it and should be the one to give you permission, if ever.

    take care,
    jay


  26. thanks for dropping by val. poor spidey talaga… hehehe.


  27. hi soloflite. ngyehehe. good boy din naman ako. very good boy pa nga.


  28. gandang gabi the Ca T!!!

    si polo? ang dami na ngang nagawa. hehehe. yung iba, di ko ma publish dahil baka sobrang bastos. pero natutukso na akong ipublish ito.

  29. jade Says:

    Hello po. Natawa lang po ako sa pic na to. Bat di man lang yan naisip ng mga kalaban ni spiderman. Heheehe. Just wanted to say I saved a copy. Thanks for sharing.


  30. hi jade.

    salamat sa pagdalawa at sa pag comment. hehehehe… sige tawa ka lang nga tawa. huwag mong pigilin at baka mautot ka. ingat na lang at more kili kili power to you.

    jay


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