If horse racing is the sport of kings, then drag racing must be the sport of queens

November 16, 2004

BATJAY: ano ang tawag sa pekpek ng mga lalaking nagpa sex change operation?
GENTLE READER: sirit
BATJAY: mangina
GENTLE READER: eh paano kung hindi siya naliligo?
BATJAY: marami siyang kupal
GENTLE READER: ano ang tawag doon
BATJAY: smegmatic man-gina

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  1. Dr Emer Says:

    Akala ko, makina. 🙂


  2. hehehe… gandang umaga doc emer.

    makina, as in: “minikaniko ni monico ang makina ng minica ni monica?”

    i meant to say: man-diyay-nah.

  3. Jet Says:

    Oist, magtrabaho ka na dyan.

    hehe… labyu mylab! 😉


  4. kanina pa ako nagtatrabaho mylabopmayn. ang dami ko na ngang nagawa eh.

  5. bongk Says:

    di ko alam kung masyadong lo-bat ako ngayon at di ko ma-gets ang “mangina” na yan…

    (after reading your reply to dr. emer) ahh now i get it.. Man-G-nah (man-jay-nah).. oo nga noh, hina ng pick up ko ngayon ah hehehehhehe

    good afternoon sir!


  6. hehehe… ka BongK! ayos ba ang long weekend ninyo sa pilipinas? balita ko
    sa balita eh may bagyo diyan ngayon.

    medyo mahirap nga yatang ispelengin ang humor ko ngayon. twisted na naman
    yata ako.

    mangina: vagina ng x-men – BWAHAHAHA.

  7. g Says:

    that took a whole lot for me to get… hehehe

    oh btw, do you know that Ma Mon Luk Restaurant here in downtown L.A.? we ate there and I immediately remembe seeing their name here in your website…they served amazingly great food.


  8. MANgina = VAgina ng X-men.

    i didn’t even know that they had a ma mon luk branch in LA. but the restaurant itself was a regular fixture of my childhood. we used to eat there before watching a movie. of course we ordered their special mami ang siopaw (meow!). it was ma mon luk (the owner) who actually invented mami. ma=his name, mee=the name of the noodle. if you want to read more about ma mon luk the man and the restaurant that he built, you can check out this link.

    ingat!
    jay

  9. toni Says:

    *cymbals crashing*


  10. thank you – hirap magpatawa. hehe.

  11. g Says:

    it is called Asian Noodles actually but I was told it is origianlly Ma Mon Luk…I questioned the Ma Mon Luk name on the menu since it rang a bell seeing it in from your website…. huhmm…
    http://www.theflavoronline.com/article.php?story=20040211172858435&query=Ma+Mon+Luk
    im craving it for it now hehehe Asian Noodles for dinner then tonight. Thanks BatJay!

  12. rolly Says:

    Uy, sooner or later, baka ma-adapt yan ng english language. I can say that the word was coined by a friend. Sikat!!! Gamitin natin parati pareho nung smegmatic…. MAngina…mangina…mangina…


  13. hello again g.

    i saw the links. looks interesting. pati yung pinoy spaghetti na feature din – sweet spaghetti with hotdog! how exotic would that be to the average american. sa atin, it’s just standard fare. they should also point out that pinoy spaghetti is mostly banana catsup. mwahaha. i noticed though, chinese food in the US doesn’t taste like the authentic ones we have here. i guess, they have to “americanize” it a bit so people would like it. pero i am sure, sa mga local china town ay maraming mabibiling true blue chinese noodles.


  14. hehey tito rolly.

    the next time na may lumapit sa iyo na bading, kamsutahin mo ang kanyang man-gina.

    hehehehe.

    pag hindi siya naliligo eh talagang “smegmatic mangina”. ma gawan nga ito ng blog.

  15. mari Says:

    hahahaha! naalala ko yung dati mong post fafajay about smegmatics.


  16. hi mari,

    nakalimutan ko na nga kung hindi lang napapaalala ni tito rolly ang smegmatic na yan. hehehe.


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