THE WOODS ARE LOVELY, DARK AND DEEP, BUT I HAVE PROMISES TO KEEP, AND MILES TO GO BEFORE I SLEEP

September 28, 2004

TANONG: dear unkyel batjay, isasangguni ko lang po sa inyo ang kaibigan ko. ang tanga tanga niya kasi at ayaw pang hiwalayan ang kanyang asawa. malimit siyang ginugulpi nito, lalo na pag lasing. walang itong trabaho at umaasa lang sa kanya. kung sino sino pang babae ang nilalandi. naiinis na po ako talaga.

SAGOT: “dear gentle reader, tatlo lang ang dahilan kung bakit ayaw humiwalay ng kaibigan mo sa asawa niya. either talagang mahal na mahal niya ito at hindi niya kayang hiwalayan no matter what. pwede rin na iniisip niya ang kapakanan ng kanilang mga anak. o kaya, talaga lang na malaki ang tarugo ng kanyang mister. mayron akong malaki at mapurol na gunting. kung gusto mo, ipahiram natin ito sa kanya para maging kaboses ng mister ng kaibigan mo si michael jackson.”

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  1. din2 Says:

    hi jay bat…

    “gusto mong tumaas ang boses mo?” niloko ko minsan si quito niyang tanong na yan… kala nung mga kaibigan niya, serioso ako… naku, hindi under si quito ah…

    hahahah… love ko yan!!!

  2. Sassy Says:

    Parang guessing game ang mga title mo these says, ah…

    Robert Frost: “Stopping by woods on a snowy evening”


  3. heye dindin!

    mga primal fears ng mga kalalakihan –

    1. fear of falling
    2. fear of the dark
    3. fear of having their balls cut

    ngyahaha! did quito manage to make a squeaky reply to your serious question?


  4. hey ate sassy. ang galing mo talaga. hehehehe… one of my alltime favorite poems – stopping by woods on a snowy evening by robert frost.

    reminds me of my high school english class. we had a great teacher and to this day i can still hear ms. johilla’s voice whispering inside my head.


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