WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, 'COS YOU DO IT RIGHT

September 1, 2004

TANONG: dear unkyel batjay, bagong kasal po ako at gusto kong malaman kung ano ang sikreto sa successful marriage?

SAGOT: “sex. panayin nyo ang sex”

TANONG: dear unkyel batjay, paano po bang pagandahin ang sex life naming mag-asawa?

SAGOT: “mag tooth brush ka bago matulog”

TANONG: dear unkyel batjay, yun lang po ba?

SAGOT: “mag shower ka rin bago matulog para mabango ang pepe/toto mo”

TANONG: dear unkyel batjay, nakakainis ka naman eh. seryoso ako.

SAGOT: “o sige, may sasabihin ako sa iyong sikreto. huwag mong ipagsasabi ha?”

TANONG: dear unkyel batjay, my lips are sealed. ano po ang sikreto?

SAGOT: “ako si darna”

TANONG: dear unkyel batjay, malapit na kitang ombagin. sige na naman!

SAGOT: “o siya, eto na ang sikreto: sex is 90% foreplay. follow this ratio and you and your partner will always have a smile on your face everyday.”

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  1. raine Says:

    90% foreplay…hmm…now i know! 😉 😉 😉


  2. hi raine.

    as opposed to a “slam bam thank you ma’am” strategy? you bet.

  3. Tonyo Says:

    When you say foreplay dapat po ba mahaba at matulis ang dila? bwehehehe tsaka dapat po ba mga 30 minutes bago magpaputok? nyehehehe nagtatanong lang kuya BahtJhay. 🙂


  4. ayokong sagutin ang mga ganyang tanong, tol, dahil di naman tayo magkakilala ng husto. sorry na lang.

    at saka walang “H” ang pangalan ko.

  5. Paul Says:

    Amen, brother, amen!

    Tip kay Tonyo: huwag namang masyadong matagal, ha?

  6. Tonyo Says:

    ano ho ba ang eksaktong oras para hindi mabilis at hindi matagal ang foreplay? At dapat ho ba isusuksok agad?

  7. abdul jakul Says:

    dear batjay,

    papano po ba mag foreplay kung mag-isa ka lang?

    ang iyong tagasubaybay,

  8. rolly Says:

    “90% foreplay”…talagang words of wisdom, ika nga. This has been proven in all books that I’ve read.


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