STILL MORE OVERSEAS PINOY'S SNAPPY ANSWERS TO STUPID QUESTIONS

February 18, 2004

tanong: why is the population of the philippines so big?
sagot: because, unlike you, we easily have erections even in old age.

tanong: are there beaches in the philippines?
sagot: it’s a frigging archipelago, stupid.

tanong: what is an archipelago?
sagot: etong piso, maghanap ka ng makakausap mo. bobo.

tanong: you are filipino correct? are you a musician?
sagot: i play with my organ everyday.

tanong: why are you filipinos so noisy?
sagot: because we don’t fart in public as much as you.

tanong: hi i’m offering some insurance policy. where is your “ma’am”?
sagot: you just lost your sale moron, i am the ma’am of this house!

tanong: don’t call me “ma’am”, only my maid calls me “ma’am”.
sagot: yes sir.

tanong: are you filipino? my maid is a filipino.
sagot: tanginamo. so? you want me to make you coffee?

tanong: so, where in the philippines can i find a good filipino maid?
sagot: try uranus.

tanong: why is your water consumption so big when there’s only 2 of you?
sagot: i think it’s because we take a bath everyday.

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  1. Dhens Says:

    Really cool! galing mo pare, i enjoyed reading. more! more!

  2. BatJay Says:

    thank you. there is more. actually more than 3 years worth of entries.


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