December 5, 2002

australia is prepared to launch a ‘pre-emptive’ strike against its neighbors. sabi ng kaibigang kong egay na australianong kutis bayag na tulad ko, eh di raw uubra dahil 20 million lang ang population ng australia samantalang 380 million naman ang combinend population ng pilipinas, indonesia at malaysia.

sabi ko naman eh baka sakali pwedeng umatake dahil si gladiator at mad max ay australians na pwedeng tumulong.

pag nagkataon bago umatake ang australia, may sisigaw sa kanila ng…”My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Aussies of the North. General of the Felix Legion. Loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus John “Pre Emptive Strike” Howard Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance in this life or the next”

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