MAGANDANG TITLE PARA SA MGA PELIKULANG PINOY
March 27, 2004
alam ko marami akong mga bastos na salitang ginagamit at kung ano-anong mga katarantaduhan ang mga kinukwento ko pero: kung sino man yung nagpunta sa google, nag search ng “mga kwento ng nagtataeng ballpen“, at nakarating sa site ko eh – “mabuhay ka, kaibigan!” – mas sira ulo ka pa sa akin. hehe.
ak-shu-li, ok itong title ng pelikulang pinoy: “Mga Kwento ng Nagtataeng Ballpen”
isa sa maganda about growing up in the 70′s and 80′s ay ang daming free time just to hang around and talk (euphemism for mag istambay). wala pa kasing internet, cellphones at kung ano-ano pang mga similar technologies that, altough makes things more efficient and cheaper, inherently isolates us from the rest of the world. a bit ironic that while it brings people together, it also brings people apart. as interaction becomes more virtual, we are robbed of the experience of being physically in the prescence of people. so, what’s my point exactly?
ang point ko eh di na tuloy madalas yung mga bidahan, kwentuhan at alaskahan ng isang typical na barkadahan. di na tuloy napapag usapan yung mga topic, tulad ng – “pare, ano bang magandang title para sa pelikulang pinoy?” sasagot ka siyempre ng: “alam mo, matagal ko na ngang pinag-iisipan yan eh. eto mayron akong mga suggestions…”
“pawis ng tren”
“kicking pinay”
“honey, i blowjob the kids”
“alikabok sa ilalim ng dagat”
“ang alamat ng pitong kulangot”
“patayin mo sa kindat si kirat”
“nang maglandi si lola, starring bella flores”










March 27, 2004 at 2:45 pm
We’re still casting ‘Nang Magkaroon ng Mukha And Aking Kurikong.’ Lifelong project na namin yan eh.
March 27, 2004 at 2:48 pm
hmmm…. very similar to the movie in my mind, entitled: “Ang Tagyawat na Tinubuan ng Mukha”
March 27, 2004 at 2:57 pm
at yan ang dahilan kung bakit ako laging bumabalik dito. what else is in your head kuya jay? hehee… oh oh.. you’re right about the technologies part. when nick was here he hated texting with a passion. makes people unsocialble he says… which was actually right. tsk tsk…
March 27, 2004 at 3:07 pm
what else is in my head? a lot of things i can’t even write about for fear that people would think that i’m sick. hehehe.
oo nga tanya – cellphones. i love and hate it in equal measures. one of these days, somebody is going to invent a device, surgically implanted inside our heads which will enable us to communicate by thought alone (and then you’ll be able to see what’s inside my head! hehe).
that’ll be the day i drop everything and live in the wilderness a’la john the baptist.
March 27, 2004 at 6:50 pm
Eto talagang matagal ko nang pinag-isipan kung puwede ngang gawing pelikula…
‘Pssst… Vien a qui Todits Saguli’
March 28, 2004 at 1:20 am
hello mylab. tawag mo ‘ko?
March 28, 2004 at 2:18 am
kailangang ipa copyright mo na yang mga titles mo… dahil pag nanalo si FPJ siguradong mag bo-boom ang film industry natin at baka me gumaya ng mga titles mo…hehehe…
at tayo naman ay puede nang mag career shift sa movie industry automation…. meron na ba non?
March 28, 2004 at 9:51 am
well, what about: “Ang Huling Pigsa sa Ibabaw ng Muta?” does that make sense?
but then again, most of the Filipino films nowadays doesn’t make sense anyway…hehehe…
March 28, 2004 at 9:55 am
ayyy! ang bastos ko. na delete na naman ang heading ng post ko. eniweys, hello to jet and to you batjay. thanks for the link…see you around the net!
March 28, 2004 at 5:18 pm
hmmm… try mo din yung “paghihimagsik ng baklang ngongo part II” o kaya yung “ang tatlumpung tadyak ng puting ita”
March 28, 2004 at 7:33 pm
hehe… preng roland. di pwede, yang mga title na yan eh yung mga nakulekta ko sa kung sino-sinong kaibigan.
movie industry automation? ang alam ko lang na mayron nito eh yung automation ng mga set sa malalaking play – alala mo ba yung miss saigon? yung mga automatic na pag ikot ng mga set sa stage – puro mga PLC ang ginamit sa automatic movement ng mga iyon.
March 28, 2004 at 7:36 pm
hi miss-p and kahlua! ok ang mga title ninyo. tawa ako ng tawa. hehehe.
March 29, 2004 at 9:02 am
basta ako, nag-aantay pa rin sa pelikulang
ITLOG NA PULA
March 29, 2004 at 11:58 am
Langitngit ng Papag.
Ilang buwan na naming gawin yang pelikulang yan.
March 29, 2004 at 12:31 pm
pero ang peborit ko na title na talagang naging pelikula ay yung kay redford white…
“james din, the rebel without because”
March 29, 2004 at 3:14 pm
How about ‘Ang Tikoy Matigas Na’ and ‘Kagatin Mo Ang Biko’.
Currently looking for male leads.. apply ka
March 29, 2004 at 4:57 pm
alam ko panis ang naisep kong title kumpara sa inyo pero pumasok lang to sa utak ko ngayon, “Kamot.” andaming pwedeng gawing kahulugan.
March 30, 2004 at 10:03 pm
akala ko kung ano yung tumigas… tikoy lang pala.
March 30, 2004 at 10:49 pm
Santisima, bigla ako lost for words after reading the post and the comments.
April 11, 2004 at 12:50 am
“diligan mo ng suka ang uhaw na lumpya”
“cripy balakubak ng palakang kokak”.
“tilamsik”
April 13, 2004 at 11:13 am
hehehehehe…
August 11, 2004 at 8:12 pm
“Ang hotdog na nahulog sa kanal”
“Ang kabayong Nadapa”
August 12, 2004 at 10:22 am
maraming salamat sa mga dagdag mong mga title kaibigan. hehe… natawa ako doon.
ingat.
jay
October 5, 2005 at 11:39 pm
“ang mga baklang bini-blow job”
November 12, 2005 at 4:46 am
delayed reaction na pero gusto kong magdagdag
“kadyot” o kaya
“hyugot”
November 12, 2005 at 8:18 am
huh?
May 13, 2007 at 2:04 am
Eto mainit init pa batjay! “Nang higupin ang laway ng patay!” pang horror movies yan. eto pa isa rated PG “Ginataang likod ng kuba” ” Pritong Pakpak ng Manananggal” sana aliw kayo, sobra aliw ko dito sa entry mo. Di lang pang pelikula pang ulam pa!
November 5, 2008 at 2:47 am
late reaction na, pero yung atang “mga kwento ng nagtataeng ballpen”, galing ata sa book ni Bob Ong na Stainless Longganisa..
July 16, 2009 at 11:11 am
GINTONG KULUGO SA ITLOG NG DIABLO
April 8, 2011 at 1:00 am
eto’ng mga movie titles na naisip ko:
“Gaano Kalalim Ang Pusod Mo?” (drama)
“Bakit May Chikinini Ka Sa Leeg?” (romantic comedy)
“Hugutin Mo Sa Pagbubukang Liwayway” (love story)
“Bistayin Ng Bala Si Sendong Langib” (action)